Originaly aired September 28, 1999
The Forman family has a garage sale because
is closing there's so much clutter. Hyde makes "special" brownies
to sell and they fall into the wrong hands. Fez makes a move on Yackie
Those 70's References
+Smokey and the Bandit was a movie about a race between the bandit and sherrif throughout a southern state in which the bandit continually makes a fool of the sherrif. That's what my dad said, anyway...
+The Goodbye Girl was a movie about a divorced woman and her daughter and their troubled relationships with male actors.
Lynsey Bartilson as Tammy Sue; the girl whose father bought the piece of crap.
"You moron, a girl movie's a makeout
"Oh Red, remember how bad Eric wanted
these rollar skates? Oh the yo yo...oooh! You're plastic vomit! I fell
for that." -Kitty
"The gravy train has made its last
"I have a great idea, you could sell
"People love brownies."
"Hey you know what has two thumbs and really likes brownies? [points to himself with his thumbes] This guy." -Kelso
"Hyde! I'm asking you not to make these brownies! I mean my mom and dad are...way too fat!" -Eric
"I just happen to know you put the
special ingrediant in these brownies." -Kitty
"Grow up Eric, they're GI Joes." -Laurie
"I like that word it. It kind of pops. Hip...hip...hip...it starts to lose its meaning after a while...hip..hip..it's not even a word! Hip...hip..." -Red
"I jumped out of a cake once." -Midge
"Take whatever you want! It won't fill the hole in your life!" -Red
"Dad you sold my car?! How could
you?! Just what in the hell were you thinking?!" -Eric
"You know how Fez rolls his R's? Well...that's what he did in my mouth!" -Jackie
"Guess what buddy? There's a lesson in all this. You know what that lesson is? Why don't I just tell you what that lesson is. You dance with Mary Jane, you get your toes stepped on." -Eric
"Well, if it isn't Fez. [imatating Fez] I am Fez. In my country we make out with our friends' girlfriends because...la di da." -Kelso
"What a bitch a rooney doony." -Red
Donna just can't contain herself when Fez is grabbing her...but who would?
A redder shade of hair
Very light brown. Topher probably spent a lot of time in the sun during the summer hiatus.
Deep Thoughts, by Red Forman
"I sold it to a guy named Peter. Peter Cottontail. Hoppin' down the bunny trail, hippity hoppity Easter's on it's way!"
The Wit and Wisdom of Michael Kelso
" Someday I'm gonna own a restaurant and everything's gonna be special. And when people say 'Hey Kelso, what's the special?' I'm gonna say 'everything!' "
"Well I guess this is goodbye...girl."
"Well hello Yackie!"
"[thinking] Did you see that Fez? Yes you did! She may be taking my popcorn but she knows there is more in my lap than that. [dumps some popcorn out so that Jackie will have to reach in more] She wants you old boy! Now's your chance! Be smooth, think Ricardo Montalban. Just turn, lock eyes, and go! [kisses Jackie.]"
"Could I have avoided this? Let's review. First, Jackie said I was funny. Next, she ate popcorn from my groin. Then, I sucked her face. Nope, it was meant to be."
"Your girlfriend gives me action in the pants."
"My point is you are a whore."